All four action items from the Hendricks PIR are closed. We now run two helium tanks in two separate minivans in an active-active configuration, with automated failover via my cousin Dale. Warm-standby poodles are pre-twisted at every event. The status page is live and currently shows all giraffes operational.
Thanks to Giggles for being an extremely patient customer, and to the Hendricks family for agreeing to be a case study. Madison, 8, has asked to be cc'd on all future incident reviews. Approved.